The curious tale of a loo roll

So one day Mr. Special went yet again out and about for his errands. He must've been gone for about 20 minutes when he stormed back in the flat holding a single loo roll in his hand accompanied with a puzzled face: "Did you put this loo roll outside our door????"

Obviously I hadn't, since I'm not a crazy person, although one could argue that jumping out of dark corners to scare the bejesus out of him is not something a sane person does... not as frequently as me at least... Obviously he didn't believe me because sometimes I tell tales to him and snicker when he falls for them. He then compared the pattern on the new roll against the ones we had since I already had an amused face that could mean that it was indeed me behind all of this. Needless to say the patterns did not match. I had been cleared :)

Maybe someone dropped it while they were carrying their shopping in? I did hear someone in the corridor 5-10 minutes ago? "No!!! It was deliberate, someone is trying to say that I'm shit or something!" and he was genuinely worried that this was an act of vandalism against him.. So he actually went to confront the probable culprit - the guy upstairs who has been known to occasionally empty a fire extinguisher on someone else's door (when it was not on fire), or pretend to have been unconscious while his friend frantically taps on his neighbours' doors for help...

Turns out that he had been sick all day and sending a malicious message through a loo roll had been way too much for him that day... Mr. Special still cast some suspicious looks out the window in hopes of catching someone trying to run away with loo rolls or something to explain this but in the end he had no other choice than to accept my initial theory that someone was carrying a load of stuff in, including a couple of loose loo rolls and dropped one without noticing...

PS! it was a better loo roll that we have in the house :D

PPS! He actually shook the sick man's hand and passed his disease onto me!!!!!!!

Ttyl ;)
Jazzz...