I don't know why it's taken me that long to write this up but I knew the moment it satrted happening that I should :D And like one of my friends said when I showed the messages to her: "It's been going on for half a year? really?". The time just flew by and even I was shocked wow yeah, it has indeed been that long... :D someone was seriously obsessed.
So one day I got a message from a totally random guy and since I am how I am and don't really care for talking to strangers :D I answered very tentatively and in the end just blatantly ignored everything. That didn't stop him though and soon his "friend" started messaging me and then when I ignored him as well another guy tried his luck... I've never in my life had anything like this before and haven't had randomers messaging me since... And when I say totally random guy I mean not even one mutual friend although they claim to be in Aber etc. When I looked at their profiles they all seemed to be done recently and just had shirtless photos of them added recently and some statuses :D no new ones though and no other activity, so I thought they were fake profiles tbh :D but who/why would suddenly be so obsessed to start talking to me under fake profiles? :D
I'm laughing when reading those back so I'lll copy them here :) My text is in italic and yes they are mainly monologues :D
1st guy
- I canselled add now. (he had added me as a friend but I didn't accept obvs)
- ok, i dont know who you are so i didnt accept
- I jus recognised you
- Re ad ??
- wil yo accept?
- why?
- Jus I recognise you. So I add you
- K u dont want to chat then?
- How are you
- Oh we'll forget it then your loss really. I want bother you again. Se you arond
- Sorry I thouht you were sum1 else. I jus saw your picture and remembed talking to you cuple of times. No offense meant
- Se your on rugby pge. Do you play..? émoticône smile think that how I knew you actually.
- I did play a bit last year, but I'm not in Aber anymore, I seriously doubt we know each other
- cool, where u now then? defintly spoke to you tho
- In France now
- Cool why
- U stopped talkin again
- I do not spend every minute of my day on facebook
- Kk why u in France? Like it.
- Tbh u don't seem really as if u want to talk.
- Bye then. Will block you.
- ok
- no chat so thats why
- ok
- was only being friendly
- if you got a pic sent las nite? sorry ma mate was drunk
- nevermind
- wot the point I only apoligized
- nice picture : ) bit flirty (that's my profile pic he's referring to now)
- Ok u win.jus surprised cos every girl chats when they see my pictuers (the abs!!!!!!)
- hav you reortd me to face book at all?
- shoulnt have messaged you on here, the missus caught me goin wiv other girls from here. she read al my msges. not bothered about her. out tonight then??
- ok im cureous. why wont you have a convasation with me. that's how you get to no ppl. pls replie
- block me now then please?
- im just suprised that you wont talk but yet you wont block me either, so do maybe we culd chat? if not pls say,im not tryin to be a creep. so how you doing?
- thats it forget it. no need to be so rude n hardhearted to ppl, I pity the next guy if this is how you treat them. sorry to be blunt. im blockin yo now.bye
- im sorry I shoulnt have been so blunt, but I thought u would have guessed I was keen to talk to yiu for a reason, if u wernt interested in that way u sould of said.
- ??
- hows france? miss aber?
- did you get my question?/
- I don't like not being answered
- nice picture : ) don't ignor me
- at least you read my message this time. its something all id like now is a reply from you
2nd guy
- Hi, not sure if you remember me but I wanted to talk to you about what's been going down with my mate Dan (2nd guy). He showed me his messages before, and I thought I'd tell you, he got autism and doesn't mean any harm, but I've told him to block you and to leave alone.
- Hi, I'm pretty sure I don't know either of you, but no worries
- thanks, maybe not, I'm 3rd year now but I was in Germany for a year before that.
- oh also please let me know if it happens again? émoticône smile
- will do
- Thanks émoticône smile your not the only one , and he may get into trouble if he carries on émoticône frown
- should I add you so its easier for you to let me know if anything happens? émoticône smile
- anything else?
- Merry Christmas émoticône smile I remember you from halls by the way.
- Merry Christmas to you too. Which halls?
- Saw you in cwrt mawre
- lol you obvs don't
- sorry that isn't meant for you, sure that's not your sort of thing. (he sent me a picture of model in lingerie from zoo website :D)
- dan is right you do ignore people
- shared your picture, ill share some of mine later on yours
- who are you?
- rob 1st year
- do i know you?
- sure you do?
- nope
- want to chat then?
- why?
- have some fun?
- why?
- Why not
- how bored are you? I do not have time to chat for fun with random people
- Bored
- cool story bro, so glad we had this chat
- So no then
- obviously
- Why obviously
- fine. its true what people say, you are unpleasant
- sadly even friends talk about people, anyway I wont bother you again.
- that wasn't my place to say, hope I haven't caused trouble with you and your mates.
- ?
- you block me and then expect an answer?
- sorry but yeah
- and what's the question?
- did i upset you? and i guess you dont want conversation?
- no'
- Fair enough, but I shouldn't have told you, it wasn't my place to, besides the comments were made a couple of months ago now on a night out, not to me though, you know what girls are like when they are bitching about people. no offense meant on my part. bye
- haha, I must say I'm a bit honoured that someone feels the need to talk about me, doubt that they're my friends though
- fiesty
- imn veryy drunk..coupld comee ovr?u wan discree? fun
- you have no idea who or where i am, have you?
- ye I ahve n that ms want for you, i wouldnt go near you
- just to let you know my mate sendin random crap to spotted about the random girls in his inbox hes pretty drunk.
- well I warned everyone. bye
- it could have been worth your time reading these.
- got your name on too, not sure if they publish names though.it was meant as a laugh
- you really are rude! I was only warning you that's all.
- enjoy being on spotted then
- do you read anything?
- ill persist lol
- a reply woulnt hurt you?
- bit funny?
- hi
- not working this is it?
- hi
- fuck it, your no good for what we looking for. sorry for the hasstle
- unless you are discreet??
- ?????
- are you willing to listen to an explanation?
- ok thing is me and this guy kind of see each other occasionally and we use this and grindr to meet others to join us if you get what I mean. we are both 100% clean and always totally discreet. so sorry to have been a pain, its obvs not too ask the question straight out, its not like grindr on here. so that's it sorry obvs not your thing
- least read
- ?? quicker if you replied!!!!!!
- then ill block you if you want
- have the read, then ill block.
- waiting
- hello
- why don't we stop playing games?
- hello Jasmine, will you say somethibg
- lets sort this out/
- ok thing is me and this guy kind of see each other occasionally and we use this and grindr to meet others to join us if you get what I mean. we are both 100% clean and always totally discreet. so sorry to have been a pain, its obvs not too ask the question straight out, its not like grindr on here. so that's it sorry obvs not your thing
- finally!
- so do you answer?
- as you've now read my message, can you be polite and reply back.
3rd guy
- hello
- think I had you on my list before
- nope
- ok , hard to know when you got over 1000 friends, I just added loads from my course etc
- BOO
- how are you?
- hey how are you? hope you don't think im a creep?
- I was wondering if we could chat at all? give me a reply émoticône smile
- I really don't have any time on my hands at all
- im sure you could find a bit of time?
- would a picture help?
- hey give me a heads up
- how do you know me again?
- thought you were on my friends before
- I wasnt
- ok then cool I didn't send the pic then if that's the case
- ok
- you would prob find it a bit weird if I did
- but up to you émoticône smile
- no thanks
- you sure?
- yes
- ok
- msg me if you change your mind, got a bet on seeing how many girls actually accept!
- honestly its only a laugh, i send, you rate it andd then forgotten about
- How long is this bet going on for?
- i dont know.. few days probs why??
- You've been messaging me for a month now
- ah ok that wasnt the bet then though, but as you were in my inbox
- So do you message all your 1000 friends like this?
- no just started a silly bet
- On the 17th April?
- maybe
- Maybe...
- maybe you want me to send a pic??
- No
- damn
- sorry if you took any offence émoticône smile, but really all you had to do was delete the message if you are that hung up over it.its only meant as a bit of a laugh. émoticône smile
- and no i just thought at first id say hi to you
- sorry ok, it was honestly a laugh, was it really a big deal for you
- what did you think i was going to send?? just curious, im losing anyway
And then the best thing happened: apparently the girlfriend of guy number 2 messaged me :)
- has something ever happened between you and the guy im seeing?
- ?
- can you talk to me please
- ?
- guilty then
- ??????????
- ROB
- stay away from other peoples men in future,
- you have not even read my message yet?
And then as suddenly as it started it ended a whole 7 months later :D
Fun times :)
The question remains though... is it 4 different people who all at the same time when messaging me happened to create a new profile they later never updated or is one person behind all of these? :D quite sad if the latter proves to be the right answer :D
Ttyl ;)
Jazzz...
