How to become Parisian in one hour?

A one-man comedy show that ridiculed Americans and showed how rude the Parisians are. All in good humour of course J 100% in English, well maybe more like 99% because he did teach us some key phrases to know and use while out and about in Paris (hint: they were not: hi, my name is.. etc common phrases that you can pick up from any guide book).

The highlight for me was at the start: how Americans come to look at the Eiffel Tower: a lot of oohs and aahs, a tear from joy, picture, then some more oohs and aahs, looking at someone standing next to them pointing what a wonderful tower, another tear and finally a question: „What is it?“ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

That was obviously followed by how the Parisians ("what a load of crap!") and Africans ("Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower! 1 euro!) look at it. Brilliant :) That is just my kind of humour.

We were showed:

The difference between service in America (a show every time) and Paris (omg why are you here, I have other stuff to do!).

How Parisian girls dance in a club opposed to Americans and Brits.

How you can use Ooh La La:

• When seeing a cute guy at a club
• When back at his place you notice his package isn't impressive at all
• When having an orgasm

What to do when you've finally gotten a taxi - tell them GO faster (he's practically parking in the middle of the road) and not to trick you bc you're a local. And obviously he showed us what NOT to do: using an American tourist as an example :D

I enjoyed the show a lot :)

Here's a little clip of it for you :) 

Note that this show is based on taking stereotypes literally and with humour :)

Ttyl ;)

Jazzz...